The lineup for the fifth annual Carolina Rebellion has been announced, and for a fifth straight year, I am unimpressed and uninspired to make the trek to North Carolina.
If you like bands like Slipknot and Breaking Benjamin and Bush will be psyched for the festival, set for May 2 and May 3 at Rock City Campgrounds at the Charlotte Motor Speedway.
The lineup also features Korn, Marilyn Manson, Godsmack, Slayer, Exodus, Slash, Rise Against, In Flames, In This Moment, and Sammy Hagar.
Jackyl is also playing, as are Motionless in White. Hatebreed and the Butcher Babies will make an appearance too.
I would rather go to a glory hole I knew was manned by a dude.