Oh no! Not Paul Stanley!

According to CNN, Kiss frontman Paul Stanley underwent successful surgery for “recurring vocal cord issues” on Tuesday.

The issues were the result of “40 years of preaching rock ‘n’ roll,” Stanley says.

Paul’s doctors — who allegedly performed the surgery in full Kiss makeup, at Paul’s behest — say Stanley will make a “swift and complete” recovery, according to a statement from Paul’s publicist.

I was just joking about the Kiss makeup, of course.

“I hold myself to a higher standard than others do,” Stanley said. “With that in mind, I wanted to remedy a few minor issues that come with 40 years of preaching rock ‘n’ roll.”

I wonder if he’ll be getting another facelift while he’s under. Two birds, one stone.

Entertainment Kiss’ Paul Stanley Has Vocal Cord Surgery