That’s right, kids.

Korpiklaani will be touring North America this fall with Arkona, Forged In Flames, and Polkadot Cadaver (which features former members of Dog Fashion Disco).

Man, this will be quite a tour, I imagine. Sorry people. My mind is elsewhere.

I have an old cat who started drooling a week or two ago, and I think maybe he’s got some serious issue. He still has a healthy appetite, but seems to have something on the back of his throat where food and hairballs are getting stuck.

I’m worried. I’ve never had to put a pet down, and the mere thought frightens me. The dates for the “Ukon Wacka North American Tour” can be found after the jump.

Korpiklaani tour dates:
11/23: Montreal @ Club Soda (no Arkona)

11/24: Toronto @ Mod Club (no Arkona)

11/25: New York, NY @ Gramercy Theater

11/26: Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s

11/27: Joliet, IL @ Mojoe’s

11/29: Winnipeg, MB @ Park Theater

11/30: Regina, SK @ The Exchange

12/1: Edmonton, AB @ Pawn Shop

12/2: Calgary, AB @ The Distillery

12/3: Vancouver, BC @ TBA

12/4: Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven

12/5: Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theater

12/6: Oakland, CA @ The Pound

12/7: Hollywood, CA @ Key Club

12/8: Tempe, AZ @ Clubhouse

12/10: Austin, TX @ Emo’s

12/11: New Orleans, LA @ Hangar

12/12: Orlando, FL @ Firestone Live

12/13: Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade

12/14: Columbus, OH @ Alrosa Villa

12/15: Springfield, VA @ Jaxx

12/16: Reading, PA @ The Reverb

12/17: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

12/18: Quebec City, QC @ Imperial Theater (no Arkona)

Entertainment Korpiklaani, Polkadot Cadaver To Tour