Axl Rose
It baffles the mind that people living in the continental United States would still give a fuck about seeing Guns N’ Roses. I feel like only Indonesia and places like fucking Turkey (named after my favorite meat) get psyched when Guns N’ Roses rolls through town.

Shit, Menudo would probably get a similar sort of response in those places. Those people don’t get much in the way of live entertainment, folks.

Still, Guns N’ Roses (a.k.a. Axl Rose and a bunch of other dudes who aren’t Slash) announcing some tour dates is big news. To someone. Likely you.

This latest batch of dates, which you will find after the jump, come compliments of Here Today… Gone To Hell!

Guns N’ Roses tour dates:
10/29 – AmericanAirlines Arena – Miami, FL
10/12 – Sprint Center – Kansas City, MO
10/13 – Target Center – Minneapolis, MN
10/15 – AllState Arena – Rosemont, IL

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