If I had to speak in public every day for eight years, I’d probably make a few verbal flubs. That said, few public figures have ever given us such malapropisms as has George W. Bush. Collected by the AP for your amusement, here’s a list of Bush’s most memorable misstatementizing.

It’s good enough for a chuckle.

My favorite:

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

Ahh, the classics.

Politics Bush’s Greatest Embetterments of the Language