At a Denver cafÃ© on July 27, Ralph Nader plans an issues oriented debate. The issues are manyâ€”nuclear disarmament, same-sex unions, healthcare, Iraq and so on. A debate involves more than one, and Nader has a surprise opponent. Obama? McCain? Barr? No, none of these candidates. They are too verbose for Nader. No, Naderâ€™s opponent isâ€¦a dummy.
Questions will be asked, Nader will answer and the dummy will signify the silence of the major parties on the issues. Yep, Nader and a dummy. He should be able to win this one.
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